Scenario: You get a text message from a long-time friend, asking for a favor. You reply to ask what they need, and they answer that they would like you to kiss their significant other.

What the hell do you do with that?

That happened to me tonight. It was freaking awkward. I've been friends with both of them for the longest time, and yeah, the guy did have a crush on me for a while, and I on him, but neither of us would ever dream of doing anything about it because he was in a relationship with one of my very good friends. For a little while they were on a break and he asked me out. I said no. That was also my answer tonight. Apparently this is a fantasy of theirs - including a third person in their relationship. As much as I love the both of them, I just can't be the third wheel. Or third partner, as it were. And I think she might be mad at me, because I called him and asked him what was going on after talking to her.

And to top it all off, there's this guy I like. He's been a good friend of mine for a while, but he was in a relationship, so I just kind of had a minor crush on him, and that was that. But now he's single. Only he likes this other girl, and he confides in me about it. This is also awkward. While I want to be helpful so that he ends up happy, I also want to be selfish and sabotage it. I won't, though. I don't think I could do that.

My life is so weird.